Just 50 Great Jokes Sorority Girls Told In 2016. by Veronica Ruckh. *Replaces feelings with new clothes.*. Drinking in his letters, but never in yours. My favorite drink is the kind boys buy for me. "I only wear makeup when there are boys and alcohol involved. "I'm not sleeping here tonight.".Host Gabe Howard shares the top guest quotes that moved him deeply in 2021. To cap off 2021, we gathered some mic-drop meaningful moments from some of the year’s guests to reflect....Top 5 Facts About Sorority Sisterhood Quotes You Need to Know for a More Meaningful Brotherhood Experience. When it comes to sorority life, sisterhood is the foundation upon which all other aspects thrive. Sisterhood is the bond that creates a sense of belonging and purpose for sorority sisters. Sisterhood quotes are an integral part of this ...My big is, and always will be, my person. We have a relationship that everyone in my sorority is jealous of, and I'm proud of that. On the other hand, in regards to my relationship with my little, I had to work at it. Come reveal, I got the little I wanted. Even though I was excited about her, it was undeniably a very different relationship ...This is really annoying because not only are these portrayals totally false, but every non-Greek viewer goes on to believe that this is how we actually live. It’s time to debunk these myths and learn the truth about what living in a sorority house is really like. We don’t throw parties in the house. Sorority houses rarely allow alcohol inside.Recruitment is coming, whether the PNMs and recruitment chairs are ready or not. It's going to be here before we know it, and while there's still time to gather those last few outfits, PNMs should start mentally preparing now. There's tons of advice all over the internet about going through recruitment, and while it's all…As guys, the deck was completely stacked against us and opportunities were few and far between, but when those girls waved bye bye to their parents, teachers, and doctors, the game changed. With the freedom of college came an entirely different outlook. Everyone was fucking.Fleur de Lilly (@margaretabrams) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move and Post Grad Problems. When she's not corrupting her big's baby, she can be found decoding texts, gravitating towards raised surfaces, and spending time with her gentleman caller, Jack Daniels. She loves Lilly, Louisiana, and her lineage. @margaretabrams ...Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.Being blonde and loving every minute of it. TSM.Total Sorority Move Quotes & Sayings Happy to read and share the best inspirational Total Sorority Move quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. You know, once you start calculating you shit yourself up before you know it.Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult ...Making the Internet rounds as of late is what is possibly the most touching letter ever penned. Written by a father who is quickly succumbing to a brain tumor to his young daughter who is also fighting cancer, the words are haunting, the sentiment touching, and the message is a reminder of how truly fragile life is. Darling Kelli,One of the most sacred things in the sorority life is the bond between big and little. In other words, you don’t fuck with that shit. Ever. If there’s one thing that you respect in this world, it’s that relationship. I wouldn’t mess with my worst …I lied. I hid things. I told you want you wanted to hear instead of what I truly felt. I didn’t trust you like you didn’t trust me, and from the start I knew that it wouldn’t work. But I loved the idea of it. I loved the idea of you. Or the idea of everything you could give me. So I ignored the panic in my heart.One of the most sacred things in the sorority life is the bond between big and little. In other words, you don’t fuck with that shit. Ever. If there’s one thing that you respect in this world, it’s that relationship. I wouldn’t mess with my worst …TFM Babe Of The Day: Olivia From California State University, Long Beach. TFM Intern 5 years ago. Browse old TFM photos, columns, news articles, and one-liners from the original totalfratmove.com.Keeping it classy. TSM. EduBirdie Is Seeking Social Media Influencers To Sponsor And Needs Your HelpNice Move 851. Respond. Email this to a friend. Rachel Varina (yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing ...6. Tyler: Pretty sure he invented the art of “ ghosting .”. 7. Robert: Robert is like the brother you never had and never really wanted. He always knows exactly what to say, even if you don’t want to hear it. He makes you laugh harder than anyone, and he makes you angrier than you ever thought possible.Lilly Pulitzer led the life many sorority girls aspire to live. A classmate of another perfect, preppy princess, Jackie Kennedy, Pulitzer was a socialite who eventually married rich, moved down south, threw the best parties in town, and ultimately, created an empire. She made fun, fresh, and timeless fashion that’s been worn by sorority women….Veronica Ruckh. Veronica ( @VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say ...Here are the raw, unfiltered secrets of being in a sorority. 1. Once a week we have very secret meetings. Yes, once a week we meet up to discuss secret things that must never leave the room. We call these meetings "chapter.". We all pack into one huge room, make sure to close the door, and once we know no one can listen we talk about all ...Nice Move 768. Respond. Email this to a friend. Huggy_Hahn. No one can quite figure out how huggy_hahn managed to make it into a sorority: she prefers lax pinney's and boat shoes to ribbons and pearls. When she doesn't have one arm glued to the bar on Nickel Night she can be found watching her Huskies win dual National Championships.Nice Move 812. Respond. Email this to a friend. ShutUpAndRead. ShutUpAndRead is a mass communications major from a small school in South Carolina that you've probably never heard of. She enjoys reading, long walks on the beach, and judging the Twitterverse. When she's not busy watching videos of sloths or babies dancing to pop music, she can be ...This pose is a staple in sorority tradition. And the best thing about it is that while everybody is taking forever to get into her spot, you're burning calories because it's practically a wall-sit. You'll have an amazing group picture AND Beyoncé's legs. A total 2-for-1. The Tilted Hug.Nice Move 253. Respond. Email this to a friend. Drunk but not in love (@DrunkNOTinLove) is a die-hard Splenda addict who requires a constant supply of caffeine and male attention to make it through the day. After graduating with her degree in Economics, she now focuses her energy on adding a "Home" to her degree title by perfecting the ...The people had to score the quotes from 1-5 on how "profound" they were. Some of the sayings were legit, and some of them were literally just smart sounding words thrown together. You know, bullshit like, ... Image via Total Sorority Move. Nice Move 172. Respond. Email this to a friend Rachel Varina (yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next ...Shot Books: A Documentation Of Legality. by rockchalksrathawk. It's the day every sorority girl counts down to, the day you can join your friends in the promised land, the day you stop living in fear and enter a new era of confidence. Of course, I'm referring to the 21st anniversary of your birth!You may have seen pictures floating around the Internet of a somewhat well-known (but mostly hated) Facebook group called "Women Against Feminism." It's a group comprised of women who are seriously misinformed, but nonetheless confident in their decision to reject feminism. They decided to offer up a few pictures on their reasons for defying feminism…in Post Grad Problems, Total Frat Move #ClassicTFM, A History Pt 2: Articles of ConFRATeration; or, Accounts of a BRO-gone Era by SharkWeekTFM February 13, 2021, 9:46 pmNaming yourself “The Garden” is either the greatest power move of all time, or it’s the name of the porno they also filmed while they were in there. Either way, I’m gonna take a hard pass. On top of all that juicy gossip, and all the reasons I’ve already given for loving Wells, the guy also made cocktails and cooked for the entire ...The thing about a broken heart is that you didn't see it coming. One minute you're fine, and the next, you're shattered. You're in pieces. You're destroyed. You're broken. The thing about a broken heart is that it doesn't discriminate and it doesn't question. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense and it doesn't…This past weekend the TSM/TFM crew decided to skip out on work and go on an all-expense paid vacation. I know. The worst, right? The kind folks at Student City hooked us up with the most insane musical festival cruise of all time, Inception at Sea, and so we packed our bags (and overpacked, if you're Veronica), and woke up at 4:30 a.m. to catch our 7 a.m. flight.Getting a tattoo is a big decision, and one that should not be taken lightly. The two main things to consider in this choice are what you're going to get and where you're going to get it. The placement of your tattoo says a lot about you. For example, an anchor on your bicep may inform people that you're in the navy, while a butterfly on ...Most of us are used to putting everything out there on the internet for the world to see, and when I say everything, I mean the perfectly together, perfectly FaceTuned version of ourselves. We take a million photos with our friends, but choose to leave out the ones where your hair looks flat or your…Circling the pledges imperfections with a permanent marker. TSM.Wine2TheRescue is a legal marketing pro & blogger out of Washington, D.C. but is originally a sorority girl out of Northwest Florida. As a recent graduate and expert twenty-something, she spends most of her time trying to balance her work schedule with her daily required wine intake.Most of us are used to putting everything out there on the internet for the world to see, and when I say everything, I mean the perfectly together, perfectly FaceTuned version of ourselves. We take a million photos with our friends, but choose to leave out the ones where your hair looks flat or your…As guys, the deck was completely stacked against us and opportunities were few and far between, but when those girls waved bye bye to their parents, teachers, and doctors, the game changed. With the freedom of college came an entirely different outlook. Everyone was fucking. EduBirdie Is Seeking Social Media Influencers To Sponsor And Needs Your Help; The Official Guide To The Ancient Art Of Subtweeting; Anyone Who Says “All My Exes Are Crazy” Is Probably A Crazy Person, Too EduBirdie Is Seeking Social Media Influencers To Sponsor And Needs Your Help; The Official Guide To The Ancient Art Of Subtweeting; Anyone Who Says “All My Exes Are Crazy” Is Probably A Crazy Person, Too You knew it well before graduation, before finding your way into the real world. You knew it before you celebrated your 21st birthday when you had your first legal sip of alcohol, surrounded by 35 people who truly did mean the world to you. You knew it before you signed your bid card. You knew…10. Reaching a level of comfort in your sorority that leads to regular calls to standards. 11. Realizing that the seniors were drunk on bid day last year. 12. Your first full year spent looking over your shoulder for a former flame. 13. Meeting the most precious nugget you've ever laid your eyes on. 14. Finding out she's your little. 15.Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's …The Ascend WV program's total relocation package is valued at more than $20,000. By clicking "TRY IT", I agree to receive newsletters and promotions from Money and its partners. I ... 48 Things You Should Probably Thank Your Boyfriend For. by Rachel Varina. Telling you you’re pretty when you tell him to tell you you’re pretty. And telling you you’re pretty just because he wants to. Acting like he cares about what that bitchy girl at work did. Agreeing that she’s a bitch, because, well, she is. Everyone experiences sorority life in a different way, so to say that you have to dedicate a certain amount of time to your letters would be a presumptuous waste of time. That being said, there are a certain amount of events that are mandatory for new members. This load severely decreases the older you get and the longer you’ve been an active.Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: [email protected]A remake of the 1978 TV movie.”. “Samantha Willows, a college freshman, looks to pledge a sorority. Unbeknownst to Sam, it is haunted by a former pledge taking revenge on those who wronged her.”. “A modern retelling of Snow White set against students in their freshman year of college in the greek system.”.Getting glitter all over my fratdaddy's bed. TSM.Sep 27, 2018 - Explore Kristyna Harris's board "Total Sorority Move", followed by 208 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about total sorority move, sorority, alpha delta pi.He may not have a six pack, but he does have a trust fund, and that's kind of better, you know? TSM.Ranking Nights of the Week to Drink. Let me start this off by saying that there are no bad nights to drink. I mean, for academic reasons there are, but I'm not trying to say that these nights aren't fun if you do choose to be a degenerate and hit the bar on a Sunday. 7. Tuesday The reason drinking on a Tuesday is More.Windows: Total Commander, our readers' favorite alternative Windows file manager, has updated a lot of its geekier and more powerful features, including FTP and file comparison too...The mid-00s, cult-classic reality show The Hills was full of little nuggets of truth and wisdom. One of my absolute favorite quotes from the show is, “There are friends, and then there are BEST friends.” The use of that one word, best, truly does make a world of difference in the way we interact with…Lilly Pulitzer led the life many sorority girls aspire to live. A classmate of another perfect, preppy princess, Jackie Kennedy, Pulitzer was a socialite who eventually married rich, moved down south, threw the best parties in town, and ultimately, created an empire. She made fun, fresh, and timeless fashion that’s been worn by sorority women….While you certainly aren't expected to explain yourself to anyone, breaking down negative stereotypes about Greek Life is always a plus. 4. *Insert sexual innuendo relating to your sorority here*. Every sorority deals with this, but it's particularly strange when you're a member of a charter class.The Bachelorette. by pirates_and_pearls. Okay ladies! I know we’re all watching, so let’s discuss this season! Even if it means bringing up a name we’re all sick of at this point…. Bentley! Nice Move. Respond. pirates_and_pearls.Now you can shut down all the haters with pure science facts, because a bunch of really smart people at Washington State University and Harvard have decided that yes, drinking wine actually makes you skinny. First, if you’re going to get your drank on, wine is definitely the way to go. While Regina may choose a wheat beer for her all-carb ...NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Feb. 23, 2021) — Savage Ventures today announced its completed purchase of the TFM brands: Total Frat Move, Total Sorority Move, Post Grad Problems, and their assets from Grandex Media. Savage Ventures will now oversee the operation of the websites, podcasting, social media, and merchandise after reaching an agreement with ...EduBirdie Is Seeking Social Media Influencers To Sponsor And Needs Your Help; The Official Guide To The Ancient Art Of Subtweeting; Anyone Who Says "All My Exes Are Crazy" Is Probably A Crazy Person, TooFind the latest Lockheed Martin Corporation (LMT) stock quote, history, news and other vital information to help you with your stock trading and investing. Price Crosses Moving Ave...In a world plagued with cover girls, Photoshop, airbrush, eating disorders, self-doubt, self-hate, and self-mutilation, the Dove "Redefine Beauty" ads have taken a stance against "mainstream Hollywood pretty." Their ads, which now strive to show real beauty, are laden with -- you guessed it -- real women. Models and actresses do not grace their ad…Email: [email protected]. Taj Mahon-Haft, a former Radford University criminology professor, was sentenced to 15 years in federal prison on Thursday after pleading guilty to drug and child pornography charges. Mahon-Haft, who has spent the past nine months in solitary confinement, entered into a plea agreement in exchange for the acknowledgement ...Always having clothes in your closet that still have the tags on them. TSM.9. Stop thinking about the colors or the symbols of each sorority. The week of my recruitment, I heard so many girls claiming they wanted XYZ sorority because they thought the colors were cute or they liked anchors or crowns. Instead of worrying which chapter has the "cutest" symbols, mascots and colors, think about what those things represent.Tiers in the greek system are kind of like STDs. They exist, everyone knows they exist, but talking about them is kind of taboo and makes you sound gross. But the truth is, five of your pledge sisters have HPV, and you are either in a good sorority, a meh sorority, or an everybody-gets-a-bid sorority.…30 Things You Can Say To A Feminist To Piss Her Off. 1. "Can I buy you dinner?". 2. "You remind me of my secretary.". 3. "You must face so many struggles as a middle class white woman.". 4. "I figured that you were a cat person.".Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.New years are a great time to hit the reset button on your business and your mindset. Check out these motivational quotes for the New Year. New Year’s Day is a great time to hit th...Landing a boyfriend can be extremely challenging. First you have to convince a guy there’s more to you than the wine stain on your shirt, then you have to convince your friends that the text exchange you had with him is more important than whatever bullshit *they* wanted to talk about, and honestly, that’s as far as I’ve gotten, for the most part.Contrary to Jim Carrey's take on life in the movie "Yes Man," we live in a world full of no's. We turn down dessert to avoid the extra 100 fucking calories, we walk past the annoying people in the mall handing out coupons for "a free boxing lesson" or "$10 off a massage" because we feel like we don't have the money or the time.Enter, sorority rush consultants. You heard that right, consultants are no longer just around for boring financial and legal advice; they’ve taken the world of sorority rush week by storm, ready to help PNMs with everything from what to say, wear, and take down from their Instagram profile. Charging anywhere for $300 to a staggering $1500 ...Basically, the study took 300 people and fed them “inspirational quotes.” The people had to score the quotes from 1-5 on how “profound” they were. Some of the sayings were legit, and some of them were literally just smart sounding words thrown together. You know, bullshit like, “To go along the story is to become one with it ...Snapchat friends. TSM.Dec 10, 2021 - DM us your best submissions to be featured!Simply put, I fell in love. When I eventually got my foot in the door and started involving myself, I was shocked to find that not only did everything I had heard turn out to be false, but there was a whole other world beyond the typical sorority girl image. At first, I wanted to tell the world what it was actually like.Our letters brought us together, even halfway across the world. TSM.Veronica Ruckh. Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all.Last week, I filled out an application to be on The Bachelor.The original intent of the column was to offer an honest, silly look into the cesspool of crazy, known in the scientific world as the female brain. The application was to be featured solely on our sister website, Post Grad Problems, except that I kind…If you haven’t noticed by all the recent social media posts of girls throwing what they know overlaid with adorable quotes and swirly Greek letters, spring recruitment is afoot. A lot of schools do this so girls have a better chance to “get to know one another” before making their big choice. (AKA, you have…Valid concern. Sorority women only come in one shape and size, no exceptions. Picture two hundred Regina Georges, and you have an accurate depiction of any given chapter. Girls who don't look like this get hazed on the reg, which is not at all frowned upon and actually encouraged by nationals. 2. Boys are icky.More From: Total Frat Move. The Male Wardrobe. by Ben Mulry March 14, 2024, 2:26 pm. Seasonal Depression: A Study. by Ben Mulry March 13, 2024, 2:51 pm. Bring Back Blogging. by Ben Mulry March 13, 2024, 1:35 pm. The MLB Playoff Format is Fine. by TFM October 11, 2023, 1:06 pm. Top Five Athlete Highlight Tapes.The summer before I started college, I got everything in order: letters of recommendation, legacy introduction forms, professional recruitment pictures, and cute outfits for each day of recruitment. 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I'm going to go ahead and address the thing that women have been fighting to conceal since the '90s, maybe longer, and I'm not talking about panty lines. We all know that if a girl hates you, it means she's jealous of you. We've been reassuring every single one of our gal pals who find…For me, the best part of a Halloween costume is not what you put on your body, but what you do to your body. The hair and makeup are what make a good costume. Anyone can throw together a t-shirt and tutu, put a bow in her hair, and call it a costume.EduBirdie Is Seeking Social Media Influencers To Sponsor And Needs Your Help; The Official Guide To The Ancient Art Of Subtweeting; Anyone Who Says "All My Exes Are Crazy" Is Probably A Crazy Person, TooGreek letters are used in math and science and by fraternities and sororities. What is the Greek alphabet, exactly? Advertisement The great-granddaddy of all modern European alphab...Throw what you know, everywhere you go. TSM.1. She was my Rush Crush. 2. She is the Rachel to my Monica, the Serena to my Blair, the Lisa Vanderpump to my Brandi Glanville. 3. She is mine. 4. She gets drunk with me at noon on a Wednesday. 5. She'll never love her own little as much as she loves me. 6.…Just because I love my sorority, it doesn't mean we don't have problems as a bottom-tier organization. I feel like this label doesn't fit my sisters and me. People say we are unattractive, but I'd look around my chapter and see only girls who are beautiful inside and out. People say we are the "nice girls"-but this is completely true.If you haven’t noticed by all the recent social media posts of girls throwing what they know overlaid with adorable quotes and swirly Greek letters, spring recruitment is afoot. A lot of schools do this so girls have a better chance to “get to know one another” before making their big choice. (AKA, you have…A member of an unnamed sorority also sent the following letter to an editor at The University Daily Kansan, though it was not published: The tipster went on to say: The on campus rapes were eventually reported.. on at least a week later, maybe longer. But the Kappa Sigma case continued to be the main focus as they were put on interim suspension.Snapchat friends. TSM.You may have seen pictures floating around the Internet of a somewhat well-known (but mostly hated) Facebook group called "Women Against Feminism." It's a group comprised of women who are seriously misinformed, but nonetheless confident in their decision to reject feminism. They decided to offer up a few pictures on their reasons for defying feminism…If you want to be a true high school fratstar like I was, here are some Total High School Frat Moves you can pull. Lighting two cigs on a bunsen burner in the chem lab and then smoking both of them through your nostrils at the same time. THSFM. Charming Agnes the lunch lady into giving you extra chicken rings. THSFM.EduBirdie Is Seeking Social Media Influencers To Sponsor And Needs Your Help; The Official Guide To The Ancient Art Of Subtweeting; Anyone Who Says “All My Exes Are Crazy” Is Probably A Crazy Person, TooGone are the days of overthinking. What you see is what you get. Nerds are smart. Intelligence is rarely a shortcoming. With intelligence usually comes a sense of humor. Being quick-witted will always keep you on your toes and entertained. Dumb guys get boring very quickly. Nerds are "husband material."..